Thoughts of a Tiger

One night a week, my mom likes to cook me supper.
Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman!
I was walking down the street just the other day,
I saw these two fine ladies, they were walking my way,
“Yo watchu girls doing tonight ” that’s what I wanted to say,
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake.
So I put my head down and I just walked away.
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great.
Got on the bus, put my headphones on and pressed play.
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and Ace Of Base.
Yo, what can I say, It’s just a day in my life.
I’m up early in the morning, in bed early at night.
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested.
Yeah, you heard what i’ve just said!

I don’t like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter.
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghost Busters.
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
And i’m not a huge Nicolas Cage fan.
I’m from a lower-middle class family,
Me and my brothers and sisters played ‘Hide and seek’
I have good memories from my childhood!
My favorite toy was my fire truck!
I used to play with that all day long!
My favorite song, I don’t like to admit it,
Is the Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic
‘Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you.’
Every time I hear that, a tear comes to my eye,
Why did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?!
Though, I’m not afraid to say that I’m a sensitive guy.
Stick and stones break my bones,
but’s it’s the words that make me cry.
Like that time in grade 3, when a girl called me ‘stupid face’…
She really hurt me! Why’d she call me stupid face?
Is my face stupid? How that’s even possible?
A person can be stupid, but a face…
That’s impossible !”

When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
I liked the first “Back to the Future” but the second one was better.
I like red the peppers better than the green ones.
Saving up money, to buy a new dish washer
Mine broke about 6 months ago…

Go shorty, it’s your birthday!
Go Party like it’s your birthday!
I wasn’t invited, but it’s ok.
I just stay at home and play some video games!